, lowering

standards

like

mad.

I was bored at work, so I thought I'd try and do a recap by copying out the STORY SO FAR>>>>>

"Many years ago, a hairy baby and their manager went scuba diving in underpants instead of touring with Elbow. Both met some jolly elves with tambourines playing irritatingly catchy tunes

Suddenly the heaven-sent opportunity to leave skywards happened

Look! Who has plundered their Doritos? Surely they [were] locked away in case they got stolen?

This incident was unprecedented because an extreme snowboarding accident left the snowboarder crippled and hungry.

However, a girl who realised that the snowboarder was Makka Pakka [ran?] quickly across the snow-covered buildings which smelled of pizza and antiseptic.

When suddenly a cookie jar fell from above the cuckoo clock. "Holy Moly!", said Guy, lowering standards like mad."

- What becomes of the hairy baby, his manager and the elves?
- Will Makka Pakka recover from his injuries?
- Who pushed the cookie jar from above the cuckoo clock?
- Who is the mysterious "Guy" ?

All these questions and more, may very well be answered in the next thrilling installment of "The Never-Ending Story".....

Nice recap.

The

girl

with

amazing

boobs

looked

into

Guy's